216 points giuliomagnifico 1 hour ago 86 comments

ideasphere 1 hour ago | parent

Just scroll normally!

sammy2255 1 hour ago | parent

Agreed, the website is totally fucked

whycome 1 hour ago | parent

It's the dumb attempt to use video backgrounds and the varying ways that mobile devices choose to display those videos.

Symbiote 1 hour ago | parent

This is prompted by Trump saying "Norway has become a shithouse country, actually" after he was not awarded the Nobel prize for peace.

croes 1 hour ago | parent

Because he is too Trump to realize that Norway has no saying in the award

estomagordo 59 minutes ago | parent

Wait what? Who has a say then?

victorbjorklund 52 minutes ago | parent

It is the committee that is based in Norway. Doesn’t mean it is Norway the country. Just like US does not control the decisions of UN just because UN is located in US.

Epa095 41 minutes ago | parent

Well, it's a bit more muddled than that, to quote wikipedia:

" Five members are appointed by the Norwegian Parliament. In his will, Alfred Nobel tasked the parliament of Norway with selecting the winners of the Nobel Peace Prize. Despite its members being appointed by Parliament, the committee is a private body tasked with awarding a private prize. In recent decades, most committee members were retired politicians. "

Hikikomori 59 minutes ago | parent

mjlee 23 minutes ago | parent

If you read that article you'll see:

> In January 1944 an attempt by the Quisling government to take over the functions of the Nobel Committee led to the resignation of Jahn and other committee members. The Swedish consulate-general in Oslo formally took over the management of the Foundation's Oslo property on behalf of the Nobel Foundation.[14]

Norway won't play Trump's games. Just because the government appoints members to a committee doesn't mean it will (or even can) fire those people to force a decision it wants.

t0mas88 56 minutes ago | parent

I'm still not sure whether Donald himself is just dumb or whether he knows he can get away with saying things because his voters are dumb. Neither option looks good in an international context...

Not only the Norway thing, but he also (pretends?) doesn't understand how NATO works. Being angry about NATO members, a defensive treaty, not joining an offensive campaign in Iran.

anal_reactor 47 minutes ago | parent

You cannot win US presidency twice while being dumb.

mopsi 45 minutes ago | parent

You obviously can. An EU delegation had to explain the EU to Trump using colored cards as if he was a small child and it took many attempts before he got it. So the deciding quality must be something else.

anal_reactor 19 minutes ago | parent

You're assuming that understanding it was his priority in the first place. It wasn't.

Imagine a painter saying "these software engineers are profoundly stupid, I spent a whole day explaining to one how different color combinations are differently interpreted by different cultures and he still wouldn't get it".

picafrost 25 minutes ago | parent

I believe that it simply speaks to his worldview. It's an institution in Norway, so he expects that Norwegian leaders can and should pressure the organization into awarding him. This is what he would do.

freecodeio 15 minutes ago | parent

yeah fair point, he'd probably tell them the nobel prize management should be handed to another country or something

jpgvm 1 hour ago | parent

Norwegians are honorary Australians apparently, we love a good shithouse.

cjs_ac 1 hour ago | parent

Same energy as ‘CU in the NT’.

paaloeye 1 hour ago | parent

> Norwegians are honorary Australians apparently LOL, why?

skrebbel 1 hour ago | parent

I understand shortened attention spans but maybe consider reading the entire sentence of a single sentence comment before replying.

paaloeye 54 minutes ago | parent

I understand it's getting late in Oz, you're probably still drunk, but the question stands still

defrost 46 minutes ago | parent

Should we then also understand that perhaps some struggle to parse https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50324525 ?

paaloeye 43 minutes ago | parent

yeah man, it doesn't hit the same if you're not in land down under...

andyferris 4 minutes ago | parent

I'm from Australia and always assumed the word "shithouse" was mostly used here, and at first glance assumed this post was an amusing joke by an Aussie (though - being somewhat cutesy with a Trump-ism?) rather than a Norwegian government website.

Though I might be wrong - I doubt this word comes up in tech blogs and academic conferences very often?

jaza 1 hour ago | parent

Nope, sorry, Norwegians actually tax mining / energy corporations (so the government has money to spend on... designer dunnies!), instead of just giving away their non-renewable natural resources to billionaires for free. That's un-Australian!

russelg 42 minutes ago | parent

Their resource company is effectively the government and reducing their climate impact is basically impossible without killing their economy. I think we'd rather not be in that position.

UpsideDownRide 9 minutes ago | parent

Because it's somehow easier to kill the private companies instead of public ones? Show us.

m12k 6 minutes ago | parent

My favorite Australian idiom is "built like a brick shithouse" (of a guy being very muscular).

degamad 4 minutes ago | parent

Yep! From the headline, I assumed that Norway had made its own version of https://toiletmap.gov.au/

artemonster 1 hour ago | parent

Just the fact that the level of politics dropped this low and this is being celebrated is something that makes me feel that we are on a 100% downward slope on our civilizational collapse with no turning back. How tf the most powerful country on earth became such an openly corrupted clownshow?

joshblack1982 1 hour ago | parent

It's a literal shitpost. I think you're being hyperbolic.

artemonster 59 minutes ago | parent

My outcry has zero to no connection to this post.

gspr 1 hour ago | parent

I don't wanna absolve any of the evil shits in Trump's circle, or among the MAGA crowd, of blame in this. But I think the biggest issue of all is the anglosphere's love for first past the post electoral systems. There's no excuse for FPTP, and while they often have a positive side effect in giving crazies zero representation, they're vulnerable to crazies taking unchecked control of the system.

Sure, MAGA would've been a large congressional embarrassment in a proportional system. But they wouldn't run the show.

ahartmetz 1 hour ago | parent

Slowly (GW Bush and Trump 1), then suddenly (Trump 2).

tonyedgecombe 26 minutes ago | parent

Who was worse, Trump or Nixon?

croes 1 hour ago | parent

Because people voted a clown

holgerschurig 49 minutes ago | parent

It might be that just your knowledge of history is lacking.

Look for example to America (i mean the continent, there is no country named that). Civilisation brought extinction to various indigenous tribes, but in norther and central america. It brought slavery. In a way, we are over that now, aren't we?

Look for example to Europe (I'm so glad that no european country is so full of it and call itself just "Europe"). They had hundreds of wars in a 10 year period. Some small ... but some like the 30 year long war more devastating than even the 2nd world war.Sure, some people there (look into ex-jugoslavia or look into Russia) still think that mass-killing people is good. Oh, did I mention 2nd world war? Then look there, too. And how one society thought they have the right to extinguish Jews, Gypsies, Jehovas Witnesses, mental ill people and basically any political opponent. I still think we can say that we are over such a thing.

Look for example to Asia. There was a country that waged war on China because China was not buying enough Opium. Or look like the asian golden horde devastated with utter cruelty whole (at the time) mega-cities. And they brough the bubonic plague on top of it ...

Or look at Africa. I mentioned the slaver for America ... but actually african tribes captured people from other tribes and sold them. We can't say that slavery is totally abolished in Africa (I heard the Boko Haram does it) --- but certainly not at the scale it used to be.

If you think that society develops backwards, then just looking at how things used to be 100, 200 or 500 years.

paaloeye 1 hour ago | parent

Holly molly, Norway #1 rank on the front page. Let's gooo!

jahala 19 minutes ago | parent

Ro Ro Ro :D

comrade1234 1 hour ago | parent

Trump got confused and said shithouse (which makes no sense) instead of shithole, his original term for basically any non-white country.

tesnorindian 59 minutes ago | parent

India please kindly follow. Indians peeing on the roads should be put in the prisons for life.

Den_VR 56 minutes ago | parent

Tell the Germans, they have a word for it: Wildpinkeln.

teekert 37 minutes ago | parent

We have it too in The Netherlands "wildplassen", since the Dutch "wild" (as in "in the wild") can indeed also be translated as "wild" (as in uncontrolled), the standard response when caught is "No officer, I was, in fact, peeing very calmly."

gnz11 22 minutes ago | parent

I've heard a few English parents tell their children to take a "wild wee".

red75prime 29 minutes ago | parent

Hey! A Pinkelbaum can use some nitrogen.

TFNA 33 minutes ago | parent

Are they just peeing now? One of my indelible memories in India from 20 years ago is seeing a rickshaw driver in Connaught Place, the heart of historically respectable Delhi and no isolated slum, crouching behind his rickshaw and defecating right there on the street.

lifestyleguru 58 minutes ago | parent

Few in Europe can afford visiting these "free" Norwegian restrooms.

carlosjobim 54 minutes ago | parent

Almost everybody can afford it if they really want to.

Not thinking something is worth what it cost doesn't mean you can't afford it.

lifestyleguru 46 minutes ago | parent

> Not thinking something is worth what it cost doesn't mean you can't afford it.

Make it the official motto of entire Scandinavia. "This burrito is 30 EUR and a seat in a shuttle coach is 50 EUR, but I have to eat something and get to the airport". In certain circumstances I can even afford a 1000 EUR burrito.

Epa095 33 minutes ago | parent

I think the hundred of thousands of tourists packing the roads all summer didn't get your memo.

You can do expensive vacation or cheap vacation, and both are possible in Norway. You can get a cheap flight and sleep in a tent, or you can drive your car through Sweden.

Or you can fly in and stay on expensive hotels.

TFNA 29 minutes ago | parent

Norway has everyman's right, so for some holidaymakers that means no accommodation costs. It is also popular to do one's grocery shopping on the Swedish side of the border, or even drive up from Germany with a full load of food for the length of the holiday.

jaza 58 minutes ago | parent

That's some good shit right there!

aktuel 56 minutes ago | parent

It is amazing what you can do with oil money.

tonyedgecombe 30 minutes ago | parent

Generally building public works becomes quite difficult when you have one dominant sector pushing up wages (oil and gas in this case). See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baumol_effect

nbajka 26 minutes ago | parent

Your message is snarky, but yes, it's amazing what you can do with oil money AND high IQ; compare Norway to many other countries which also have oil money but do not have high IQ.

Norway would still be an amazing country if it had no oil at all.

Waterluvian 22 minutes ago | parent

It reminds me that the mediocrity of an enormous amount of the U.S. is really quite voluntary. Enormous potential. Enormous wealth. Just cannot figure out how to socialize the prosperity.

js8 11 minutes ago | parent

When you get a dollar bill, you can actually tell whether it's from oil or not? I can't..

What's really amazing are the lengths by which people justify they cannot have a nice society. It's easy to see, mathematically, the willingness to share has no relation to absolute GDP or where it comes from.

paaloeye 8 minutes ago | parent

btw, Norway is the only country in the world which didn't get Dutch disease.

It's super impressive, isn't it!

Ref: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_disease

tippa123 54 minutes ago | parent

This reminds me of Rick's secret pooping spot in Rick and Morty

anotherpaul 50 minutes ago | parent

Best public restroom density I've ever had was in Japan. Every corner you can find a toilet. So relaxing when you are traveling.

echelon 29 minutes ago | parent

Yet no trash cans. It's a frustrating trade off, especially with all the vending machines. If you don't have a backpack, you're stuck carrying trash. If you do, it gets messy.

Also, this does not hold in Hokkaido. I taught English in Obihiro (well, Makubetsu) and you had to plan your trash and restroom breaks.

Betelbuddy 45 minutes ago | parent

This is the problem with HN not doing humor. You are always the one who does not grok it...

"Trump calls Norway a ‘shithouse country’" - https://www.euronews.com/video/2026/10/27/trump-calls-norway...

microtonal 18 minutes ago | parent

Similarly cool reprisal from Trump 1 (made by a Dutch comedian, which was then many countries copied): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELD2AwFN9Nc

catchnear4321 43 minutes ago | parent

who gives a shit, really

teekert 39 minutes ago | parent

Really loving such responses to POTUS, I hope they don't spend too much of our tax money on addressing his childishness though, although, in PR this probably has good ROI :)

armcat 38 minutes ago | parent

I hiked Norwegian fjords above Bergen a couple of times in the past, highly recommend it if you ever get a chance.

Also: Norway has one of the largest sovereign wealth funds in the world, valued at $2.2 trillion; over 50% are investments in US assets; close to $200 billion in US Treasury securities; and is a major shareholder in US corporations, especially across the tech sector.

So well done Norway, this is how you deal with clowns, not debate or argue on social media, but rub their face in your pure awesomness.

lifestyleguru 33 minutes ago | parent

That chilling feeling when an intern in South Asia can freeze your trading account with one click.

gib444 29 minutes ago | parent

> Norway has one of the largest sovereign wealth funds in the world

There were signs in the article lol

rkangel 24 minutes ago | parent

Norway has done a great job with what they've been given, but remember that they've had the national equivalent of being born into a rich family - they have had enormous wealth from natural resources in the form of North Sea oil.

delis-thumbs-7e 20 minutes ago | parent

Fair, but so does UK, Canada - which might be one of the richest countries in the world in terms of natural resources I think? - and especially US of A.

But how these countries use their resources is quite different.

drcongo 7 minutes ago | parent

Thatcher sold the UK's off to her cronies.

jahala 20 minutes ago | parent

At least we didn’t have to steal it from the original inhabitants.

… Oh wait …

thefz 18 minutes ago | parent

Also their taxes are proportional to wealth and everyone pays them, so good public service. It's not that hard to understand and there is no need to circle around it.

vincnetas 14 minutes ago | parent

You say it like it's given that natural resources wealth is distributed for population like it's in Norway. Its not. It takes a lot of work. Otherwise you get shithole countries where warlords/corporations/mafia take over control of resources and enrich them selves instead of raising global wellbeing.

boringg 30 minutes ago | parent

No way you could have those in North America -- people would ruin them. Which is a shame because they are pretty place to be a king/queen for a bit.

blackhaz 28 minutes ago | parent

Meanwhile in London we have public... urinals. Just a few minutes from the city center. People urinating in the open. Opposite to where my wife goes to dancing classes. UK is really fucking abysmal sometimes.

thefz 15 minutes ago | parent

Just came back from a vacation in the UK and I was amazed at how clean everything is. Not a single dog poo or cigarette butt anywhere.