92 points fragmede 1 hour ago 30 comments
fragmede 1 hour ago | parent
The most important of benchmarks.
variety8675 1 hour ago | parent
The idea that they're going to benchmaxx this in the future amuses me
spottedmarley 1 hour ago | parent
ASStra for the win!
Ancalagon 1 hour ago | parent
nsfw?
but hilarious nonetheless
sanex 32 minutes ago | parent
It's ok they're wearing thongs it's not nudity.
Ancalagon 30 minutes ago | parent
still awkward when a page full of thong-covered asses pops up on my extra monitor in my open-seating arrangement office that im required to attend 4 times a week (no of course im not salty or anything)
mosselman 23 minutes ago | parent
You shouldn't ASSume a link with a name like this is sfw.
tripleee 15 minutes ago | parent
its only awkward if you quickly close it as if embarrassed
leave it up all day so others know it's intentional
jahnu 8 minutes ago | parent
Have you tried a few toots on an air horn to indicate to your colleagues that the thing on the screen was unexpected?
dbt00 8 minutes ago | parent
Agree 2x.
winddude 22 minutes ago | parent
haha, doing the important work!
Rapzid 12 minutes ago | parent
We need Banana Bench next.
randomblock1 7 minutes ago | parent
Now put them on a bike.
visiondude 3 minutes ago | parent
i almost wrote a extension to block mentions of pelican bench because i find those so utterly useless. now, Assbench, on the other hand, i could get behind
sethkim 1 minute ago | parent
Folks, we've reached the top.